Top O' the Morning, folks.
To all my fellow Irish-Americans, Happy St. Patrick's Day!
And to all you non Irish-Americans, Happy St. Patrick's Day!
... even to you douches that think that drinking on a day in March somehow makes you partially Irish.
My people were treated like slaves when they immigrated here. They toiled and suffered so that we could all have an excuse for public drunkenness. So the least you can do is not pretend to be invested in my culture, mkay?
I'll be watching the parade from around 38th and Broadway and probably tweeting it if you're interested (or even if you're not!).
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