I tell ya, if I was a man, I would have lots of fun playing with my facial hair. I'd always be doing something crazy with it.
But I'm not, so I don't. But I did finally shave my pits, because sweaty time is coming and it lost all its titillation factor, which - incidentally - is exactly why I love mustaches.
It's the Pits
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